What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

~If a deaf child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
~Is there another word for synonym?
~If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
~Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in 'lisp', anyway?
~Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
~Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
~What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
~Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's?
~How do they get deer to only cross at those yellow signs?
~If a guy with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would that be considered a hostage situation?
~If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?